not to mention the Republican principle of liberty.
Just when I was beginning to think this was an oxymoron, a sensible republican
28. Professional Hot Mess/Social Worker/Tumblr Grandma. My mind is a messy place, but I'd like to share it with you.
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Zero.
The percentage of support for Mitt Romneyamong African Americans, according to the latest NBC/WSJ poll. h/t: Andrew Graham (via thenoobyorker)
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I could be 2 weeks pregnant. Because I had sex today. Because, science. It was consensual sex too, therefore, I must be extra pregnant…well on my way into the first trimester….because since I chose to have sex and wasn’t forced into it, my uterus didn’t automatically shut it down. Better start saving up for my baby shower friends, or the funeral; that is, if I get my period because clearly there’s a high probability that I’m flushing out a dead kid at that point.
I know everyone has varying viewpoints on the topic of abortion, but seriously guys? SERIOUSLY?? What the actual fuck, Arizona. Yes, this is also directed at you too, Todd Akin and friends. Can we at least agree to stick to biological fact, instead of imaginative science? Can we please give women that level of respect?
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He also hung out with prostitutes and prisoners, immigrated illegally, didn’t speak English, frowned upon laissez faire capitalism, and advocated love and acceptance for all. Oh and he wore what by modern standards we’d pretty much call dresses and Berkenstocks.
This is why I think Jesus was a pretty cool dude. If only the people who created his religion weren’t jerks bent on world domination and cultural appropriation.
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I feel like I know myself so much better now!!
